Ascension (Don't Ever Wonder)

Slowly, but surely, I'm becoming older. I know that because:

1. I gallivant around town with 3 cans of China branded roast pork ribs and a can of Jia Jia Liang Teh in my swanky briefcase on a Monday evening.
2. I am BFF with Mr.Vicks Inhaler. I can't do without him.
3. I have been (and still is) using cotton handkerchiefs since kindergarten. Old habits die hard.
4. I tire after 1 pint of beer and all I wanna do is to retire to bed.
5. My knees click louder than the hands on my clock.
6. I spend Saturday evenings doing laundry at home.
7. I can't see bus numbers at night until the bus REACHES the bus stop.
8. The Sheng Siong downstairs is my most frequented hangout of the year (by far). 升松万岁！
9. When primary school kids call you uncle. ( I'm NOT Uncle f***ing Chad!)

'nuff said. Kill me already.

Side note: Ascension (Don't Ever Wonder) is a song by my fave singer Maxwell and has nothing to do with the content of this blog entry.